Okay ladies lovelies, I have a story for you.
Today was pretty ridiculous.
Ridiculous would be the perfect word if it is defined by begging a friend to pick me up so I could be reunited with my car baby, discovering the red ants had gotten WORSE, driving down some back road which led me to discover the prison which was actually rather intimidating and terrifying, finally getting some progress made on dropping my summer courses because we can't afford 565 dollars worth of textbooks, and then driving home all whilst murdering the red ants that were simultaneously attacking me.
Anyway you put it, it was RIDICULOUS.
To top it all off, after returning our rental car we headed to Walmart to drop off my prescription which was acquired at last night's ER visit.
The Walmart visit in an of itself was routine.
As routine as a visit to Walmart can be that is.
While walking out, I was approached by a lovely chocolate man. He was drinking coffee and seemed a little young but lovely nonetheless.
This following conversation ensued.
"Excuse me, can I talk to you for a minute?"
"Sure."
"What's your name shorty?"
"Mrs. S."
"Hey you gotta Old Man Mrs. S?"
PAUSE
(Not because I was unsure of what an Old Man was, but because I couldn't believe I was actually getting asked that.)
"You know, like a boyfriend or someone who hollas atch you...?"
"Yeah that's actually my husband right there."
(Points to my car three feet away)
"Oh oh I see. I'm sorry. You just let him know someone else was tryin' to holla atch you and that you're looking very beautiful today."
Trying my hardest not to laugh HARD
"Okay, no problem, thanks."
This dude somehow turned THIS monstrosity
into THIS delusion
This whole scenario made me think of THIS GLORIOUS BEAUTY.
Watch it. Love it. Laugh at it.
Oh, and Happy Friday.
