5.19.2012

How To Be The Perfect Wife

Him: Do you want to sort laundry before I go to the Post Office?
Me: Did you seriously just ask me if I wanted to sort laundry?

SILENCE

Him: Do you want to know why I just asked that?
Me: Hmm...
Him: Do you know how I know it needs to get done?

SILENCE

Him: Do you know what I wore to work yesterday?

SILENCE

Me: What?
Him: I had to wear an ABU top with A1C stripes on it. (He hasn't been an A1C for 6 months)
Me: Epic fail.
Him: Not on my part! Go sort laundry.
Me: Yes sir. In five minutes.

Sometimes I'm terrible at the whole domestic thing. I guess I just need to keep reminding myself of this.



Bahahaha!
Yeah right.

7 comments:

A Girl said...

LOL! I <3 this. :)

Sometimes I tell my husband he's lucky it got washed at all. If he needs it folded, then I guess it's up to him. HAHA!

Nicole Marie said...

I harp on myself about this all the time. I don't cook and laundry is delayed as long as possible. But I do clean. Not as often as I should, but it happens. And I have to remind myself that I don't have to be June Cleaver to be a good wife. I put too much pressure on myself and I shouldn't.

But I will say when I slack on the laundry, my husband does start his own loads with his uniform. Which pushes me to start laundry. God bless him.

Julie Danielle said...

We decided a few years ago that he would take over his work laundry because of stuff like that happening. Although it was more him not telling me he needed a certain item cleaned on a certain day.

SHILLIG4FAMILY said...

Oh am I glad the Army has VELCRO ranks LOL

Anonymous said...

LOL. Oh the terror of only having two stripes. I love it. Mine does his own laundry. Thankfully. He'd be wearing a PT uniform to work if left up to me.

Alia said...

lol! My hubby used to wash his acu's because of this, but now because of MPI he wears civilian clothes so i don't have to worry about that at the moment :)

Amanda said...

You and me both..

That whole doing laundry thing.. Hate.
As well as doing the dishes. Hate it too.

They love us anyway!