So even though Mr. Superman is in the middle of a war zone in Afghanistan, we have still been able to have some conversations that I think of as Pillow Talk.
This one took place about two weeks ago and I kept forgetting to blog about it.
He nearly gave me a heart attack and it had nothing to do with all the background noise I have grown accustomed to hearing.
Him: So I need to ask you something and I really need you to be honest about it.
Me: Okay. (My heart is pounding so freaking hard)
Him: Did you ever date a guy named Jesse?
I am furiously racking my brains trying desperately to remember whether or not I ever dated someone named Jesse, casually or not, and under what circumstances he'd run into my husband in Afghanistan and just somehow connect it all together.
Him: So did you?
Me: Um... not that I can think of but there could have been... maybe... or it could technically not be considered dating... or... um. I'm so sorry baby I can't say yes or no with full honesty because I don't know. (I am nearing hyperventilation state by this time, feeling horribly bad and guilty)
Him: Hmmm. You sure?
I am internally freaking out
Me: No babe, I'm not but I really don't think so.
Him: That's too bad.
Me: Why? (Confused now)
Him: Because I have ALWAYS wanted to say that I ended up with Jesse's Girl.
Me: Are you freaking serious right now? Really? You gave me a heart attack and had my mind reeling and feeling so guilty all because of that! Nice.