We've all heard about 'deployment brain'.
It makes you forget, you kind of lose track of days and what time it is, things are helter skelter..... but NOBODY told me that I was going to freaking lose my head and almost every personality trait that made me a good house wifey in the course of my husband being gone.
Why didn't anyone tell me?
I feel like I am seriously going crazy.
I wake up and always feel like its two days later than it actually is.
Countertops are all a jumble of unopened mail, two week old ads, empty Sonic cups, dirty and clean dishes, screws, nails, paint brushes....
I feel like I'm in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" and I can't escape this person I've become over the last two hundred some odd days.
Its mind boggling.
I start a project and get distracted then I put my phone somewhere then I have to pee then I can't remember where my phone is and I start freaking out then I realize I need food since I can't remember the last time I ate then I sit down to watch tv and I check my email a hundred times before I convince myself its impossible because Mr. Superman doesn't have internet.
I'm losing it.
Actually, I'm pretty sure I've already lost it.
The other thing about 'deployment brain'...
Describes me to a tee.
I sincerely hope Mr. Superman's return marks the glorious and very much welcomed return of my brain.