5.07.2011

Words Of Wisdom From Mr. Superman: This Is How I'd've Done It Edition

So, if you haven't heard, you know about Osama Bin Laden, well then you might be living in a compound with no internet or phone like he was. He's dead and conspiracy theorists have taken that as their official invitation to start crawling out of the wood work. So, he's dead and his body was given a 'burial at sea'. Yes, he was dropped out in the ocean. Last night, Mr. Superman manifested his genius thoughts on the matter once again reiterating how much I love him.

Him: So when we heard the news at work, one of my first thoughts was, "They're probably going to drop him at sea. I mean, why not? Its as good a place as any and now there won't be a monument or shrine." Then my second thought was, "No! Put his body somewhere in the desert, give the GPS coordinates to the public, and then wait. Wait and see which extremists and terrorists show up to claim his body and then with some very strategically placed sniper teams in place, pick them off one by one. You know, up the ante."

Me: You're a freaking genius.

10 comments:

Erin said...

That is both hilarious and genius! Too bad we didn't do that. :)

Charity said...

I like the way he thinks!

Alexandra said...

wow. so smart.

Team Mama said...

That's my boy!!!

Beka said...

hahahah!
oh my word.
wowza.

Nicole Marie said...

Hahaha! YES!!

AM and BE said...

love it! Also pretty sure it would work perfectly. It's amazing how we come up with such extravagant plans for things, but sometimes it's the simple stuff that really gets 'em!! I like the way he thinks!!! And yes, we SHOULD up the ante!

addicted2shius said...

Not gonna lie, that is a pretty freakin genius idea!

Reina said...

Brillz :)

♥Miss Brittney♥ said...

Genius!!!