Happy day after Easter. How were your Easter eggs? Mine are unfertilized. Obviously.
WARNING: Men should stop reading now.
Yes Lovelies, he went THERE.
Keep in mind that Mr. Superman is a man so he doesn't get the whole "I just started my period, back off" thing all the time.
I come out of the bathroom with no pants on and Mr. Superman gets his hopes up.
"I just started. I need comfy pants and chocolate."
"What?! You just finished like a week agooooo."
"No it was like 2 1/2 weeks ago and periods go off of 28 days from start not 28 days from finishing."
"That is a TERRIBLE system."
"Well take it up with God. Better yet, when you're a God and make your own world, don't even have periods. Men and women alike will praise you for that alone."
"Stupid period. I thought when you came out with no pants on...."