Hey Lovelies :) I hope you're having a great Tuesday. I'm hoping I am too since currently its Sunday and I finally have a spare minute to breathe and set up some posts for this week. Man why did nobody warn me about pre-deployment brain? Its insane. Wanna know the very first words out of my mouth this morning (Sunday, not Tuesday)?
"Oh my gosh. *Groan* Oh frick. I think my head is seriously going to explode."
I know, I know, NICE. There you have it though, my honesty. Now for some lovely little gems of honesty from Mr. Superman :)
Background: Driving during a rain storm on our way home from our first date in a very long time.
Him: You know what, once in my life I will be growing a very gnarly comb over. I'll be one of those old men that everyone kind of laughs at because he is completely bald except a few strands above the ears. I'll grow one side out super long and comb it over to the other side."
Me: Whatever sweetie.
Him: I think I'll have about 30 years to do it. You know, I can start twenty years from now once I retire from the Air Force.
Me: Mmm Hmmm.
Him: I'll make sure I have a thick, long, white beard too.
Me: Good luck with that. You can't grow a full beard. There are just some parts that don't grow in very g------
Him: I don't care. I will Rogaine my face!
Now not to be out done by himself, there is always something else to come out of his mouth that has me laughing or shaking my head or both, way more than the previous thing. Just keep in mind that this was literally 10 minutes after he broke the news to me, that he had just gotten 30 minutes before. The news of the very quick approaching, completely unexpected, and impending D-Day.
Me: I just wish you could get me pregnant before you left. It would be amazing.
(Not to mention a miracle worthy of the Bible)
Him: I could try!
ALWAYS the man.