8.17.2010

Words of Wisdom from Mr. Superman

Hey Lovelies :) I hope you're having a great Tuesday. I'm hoping I am too since currently its Sunday and I finally have a spare minute to breathe and set up some posts for this week. Man why did nobody warn me about pre-deployment brain? Its insane. Wanna know the very first words out of my mouth this morning (Sunday, not Tuesday)? 

"Oh my gosh. *Groan* Oh frick. I think my head is seriously going to explode."

I know, I know, NICE. There you have it though, my honesty. Now for some lovely little gems of honesty from Mr. Superman :)

Background: Driving during a rain storm on our way home from our first date in a very long time.

Him: You know what, once in my life I will be growing a very gnarly comb over. I'll be one of those old men that everyone kind of laughs at because he is completely bald except a few strands above the ears. I'll grow one side out super long and comb it over to the other side."

Me: Whatever sweetie.

Him: I think I'll have about 30 years to do it. You know, I can start twenty years from now once I retire from the Air Force.

Me: Mmm Hmmm.

Him: I'll make sure I have a thick, long, white beard too.

Me: Good luck with that. You can't grow a full beard. There are just some parts that don't grow in very g------

Him: I don't care. I will Rogaine my face!

Now not to be out done by himself, there is always something else to come out of his mouth that has me laughing or shaking my head or both, way more than the previous thing. Just keep in mind that this was literally 10 minutes after he broke the news to me, that he had just gotten 30 minutes before. The news of the very quick approaching, completely unexpected, and impending D-Day. 

Me: I just wish you could get me pregnant before you left. It would be amazing.

(Not to mention a miracle worthy of the Bible)

Him: I could try!

ALWAYS the man.

24 comments:

♥Miss Brittney♥ said...

So cute! lol

Sherri Romney said...

You make me laugh. :) I went to Hobby Lobby for the FIRST time today. It was amazing. My new love. I will post pics of my finds.

Charity said...

hilarious!

Jessica @ {Mis}Adventures of an Army Wife said...

Whenever I see men with bad comb overs, I just want to "accidentally" trip while walking past them with scissors. I feel cutting off their two strands of hair flapping in the wind would be a public service!

Sarah said...

Haha =) "I could try." I LOVE IT!!!!!

The comb-over scares me a bit. Remind me to de-friend you in 20 years, k? ;-) Just kidding! I'll only de-friend your hubby. LOL!

Carmen said...

That's so cute! Mr. Superman definitely has a great sense of humor! =)

Jordan Streetman (Southern Hospitality) said...

hahaha. He will Rogaine his face!

Mel said...

It's ALWAYS worth trying.

Sailor's Sweetheart said...

haha I loved that! :) Sounds like something my sailor would say to me!

Skinnie Piggie said...

Uh, I vote that bald is better than creeper-with-comb-over... I hope you are enjoying your time together!

Goodnight moon said...

Grr...everytime I get on your blog, all your text is in strips and it takes me forever to read your post. I guess it's my computer?!?

Fox said he grew a mustache while he was gone...I told him that he HAD to get rid of it before he came home...I don't like mustache's. The combover is funny!!!!

Hugs girlie girl!!!!!!!! Thinking of you always!

Catherine said...

I love this!

Yall are so cute!! :]

"I could try!" Ha, cracks me up!

allissa said...

You two are too cute!

starberri321 said...

BAHAHAHAH, funny... because Ira can't grow a full beard either! He has this awesome hair that is thick, but can't grow a full beard! He can go like 4 or 5 days and still look like he just didn't shave the day before. lol, the comb over idea reminds me of brother richins!!! bahahaha!!! lol, LOVE IT!!!

Beka said...

Aww girl I'm right there with you!! We're in this together! Thanks for the comment you left on my post. Same here, I'm a mess but I'm here for you!

Alexandra said...

hahaha...YES! psssss my man is leaving in a few weeks so....we'll be there for each other, okay?

Caroline Steele said...

By the time he tries to grow a combover, he won't be able to do that either! Gotta be able to grow some hair first! He is such a dork.

Ash and Matt | A SoCal Story said...

K, how cute are you two?! I loved reading those conversations--they remind me of exchanges Matt and I have had in the past.

Meanwhile, I'm sorry to hear about the upcoming deployment. That must be rough to have such little advance notice. I hope the time goes really slowly while you still get him around, and then really fast until he gets home!

addicted2shius said...

You tell that hilarious husband of yours I fully support him rockin the combover but then again I'm also not the one to be holding his hand while doing so :) but then again my hubby wants to also. Go figure! I told him I would cut it in his sleep haha. (well unless those Marine knife hand reflexes don't kick in)

Young Mom/Wife said...

This whole convo had me dying laughing! Good luck getting ready for the unexpected D-Day. You are in my thoughts.

Miss E said...

you two are just too amazing... I hope the rogaining works and doesn't turn his face some weird color ;)... goodness, a combover will be an interesting one too.

Adrienne said...

OH man! I love reading about your conversations with your man. I have silly conversations with mine too and definitely should remember to write them down! :) Hahha.

Thanks for sharing your happy!

Lauren said...

My husband can't grow a full beard either. It makes me giggle when he "grows out the 'stache"


I left you a blog award on my blog :-)

http://youngbutnotcompletelydumb.blogspot.com/2010/08/my-first-blog-award.html

Maranda said...

LMFAO!!!! OMG that is awesome! I love the comb over thing and I hope you post pictures in 30 years of how awesome it is!!