Not Me Monday is a way of sharing our week of 'did not's!' with one another that helps us to feel just a smidge better about ourselves. Wanna join? MckMama is the genius behind it all.
This week I did not find myself out at a 'girls night' for the first time in 4 years. I did not ask Mr. Superman if he was sure it was okay for me to go 10 times before he realized I was really asking if I had to go. I did not then proceed to promise myself I'd only be there 2 hours as I watched it become 3 then 4 then 5 then 6. I did not start yawning at 8 PM and definitely did not say it was way passed my bedtime at 10. I did not come strolling back into my house at nearly 2 AM only to have a million funny stories and moments to share with Mr. Superman. That is something an anti-social, unconfident, clingy, wanting to spend every waking moment with her husband, person would do, not me.
This week I definitely did not hear noises outside my house, convince myself it was rain, only to stare out my windows for a good solid 10 minutes, wondering why I was so blind before I realized it was the garbage truck. That is something a slow-witted, just woke up and can't tell which way is up, person would do, not me.
What did you not do?
3 comments:
This was hilarious! Sometimes I have to force myself to be social too, and in the end I do have fun.
*snickersnort*
I am ALWAYS trying to get Dirt Diver to get me out of going to things. I am so incredibly anti-social it's not even funny. But once I'm there I'm the life of the party and don't want to come home. LOL
cute! sounds like you had a blast!
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