Pillow Talk: Another Nipple Rendition

It's the weekend. YES!
We had another nipple incident in the S. household this morning. Another, lying in bed and nipples were involved, incident. This time, I was awake too. Don't worry, I wasn't trying to get some but nipples were definitely involved. Confused? Here we go.

Me: Morning Sweetheart
Him: Morning. Did you sleep well?
Me: I suppose.


Him: What are you thinking about?
Me: Your nipple hair is staring at me.
Him: Are you being serious?
Me: Yes. It's taunting me. If you had back hair, it'd be staring at me too.
Him: Maybe you should go back to sleep. I think you have problems if you are hearing taunts and seeing stares from imaginary hair.
Me: You do know that if you ever did get back hair, that it is not acceptable and I'd be waxing those suckers right?
Him: Whatever you say babe.
Me: I mean chest hair is fine. It's acceptable. Back hair though, is N A S T Y. I just can't do it. It's gnarly.
Him: Okay.


Him: You sure you don't want to go back to sleep and re-do the 'Good Morning' conversation?
Me: Nope, I'm good.

If you missed last week's nipple episode, go HERE to catch up.


*Jenn* said...

LOL!!! I needed a good laugh today! ;)

Kathryn said...

Back hair is nasty!!

Mel said...

Ha ha. That is DEFINITELY a conversation that Al and I would have. And first thing in the morning is definitely the best time for it. :)

And ditto on back hair being icky!

BTW - I'm a new follower. I can't wait to get to know you more!

Caroline Steele said...

That is hilarious. :)

Cassiopea said...

HAHA! That was hilarious! I am definantly going to go check out the first nipple episode.

Sarah said...

LOL!!! I love it!!! You crack me up!

L.C. said...

haha I absolutely love it!

Miss E said...

oh my gosh you just made my day! Y'alls conversations kill me (from laughter of course). I do have to agree though... back hair has got to go the second it springs up

Team Mama said...

You two are just so good together. This makes me laugh!

Anonymous said...

I actually LOL'd! My cats were a little upset that I woke them up by LOL'ing. =) This totally made my evening!

Erin said...

Hilarious... We have a similar problem! LOL!

Kassi said...

You crack me up; but I think we were seperated at birth sometimes :). I can't stand random man hair; so, I pull out the tweezers every time I spot one on my hubby!

Whitney said...

That's hilarious...hehe!

Anonymous said...

Back hair is all kinds of nasty. I will be making my man wax if/when he starts growin that shiz. Nipple hair however, hahaha...

We pull the baby into bed with us some mornings and Hubby always sleeps shirtless. She likes to pull on his! XD